Who says we never have good news? How one town is rallying around a donut shop owner…Ron Jeremy has fun at Dennis Hof’s funeral…and the really boring answer to How you can Jizz good. Plus, more white women calling the cops on black people…the most Florida lady ever AND why it’s not a great idea to buy crack on credit.
A woman attacks a man with a pizza, another woman takes maternity photos at Taco Bell and a third woman returns her (now dead) Christmas Tree to Costco, on January 4th! Plus, we’ve got some grievances, Mariah Carey is allegedly responsible for a tea craze in NYC and we find Kareem’s next career/life adventure in ‘Small Town News’
While Jason is away, Nate & Kareem hold down the fort…the President can’t say Anonymous…we have advice if you’re with a woman who throws shoes and WTF is going on in Ohio? Plus, Speakout is in Small Town News.
A cop gets busted for loving himself too much, the Knicks coach denies liking porn and Jared says it’s not fair. Nate goes on a tangent, a Megabus has some issues…with a travel writer on board and Gordie Little is cold in Small Town News.
Sometimes themes reveal themselves…this is one of those times. Plus, Vanity Vegans…a mom attacks a school bus driver (in Ohio) and simple rules for dating Obama’s daughters. And, as always, a fantastic Florida Corner!
We find out WTF the Banana Festival is…check out the secrets to success and find out why a man’s penis just fell off. Plus, what exactly is a German Russian…and how many cans of fart spray do you need?