We look at being Black in America, give you solid advice about the Illuminati and break down a bacon fight at a South Carolina McDonalds. Plus, a blowjob machine, a Florida lady wedding crasher and some drunk raccoons.
We didn’t want to talk about Trump, but goddamn it, he made us. Plus, that ‘Googly Eyes’ alert pays off…we won’t let you talk shit about Cam Newton and holy shit, they’re changing the pizza in Grand Forks, North Dakota!
Alec Baldwin was bad, allegedly…a cheerleader takes a knee and we discuss ‘Patriot Act’ with Hasan Minhaj on Netflix. Plus, we have grievances to air..our roundup of racist Halloween costumes and people in Plattsburgh are mad that a shooting range is a loud neighbor.
A woman attacks a man with a pizza, another woman takes maternity photos at Taco Bell and a third woman returns her (now dead) Christmas Tree to Costco, on January 4th! Plus, we’ve got some grievances, Mariah Carey is allegedly responsible for a tea craze in NYC and we find Kareem’s next career/life adventure in ‘Small Town News’
We’ve got hot takes on the Cardi B/Nikki Minaj beef…some Tex-Mex sex and a potato chip shooter. Plus, we delve into one of the worst things on planet earth…a pissy ‘Mommy Blogger’ who seems to have an issue with Millenials. And we work up an appetite on the Eatbeat with Marilyn.
Originally Uploaded October 2012 (it was a different time)
Our pal Kareem J. Daniels stops by to give us some of his Obama myths and endure some mildly racist comments. Mel checks out when we talk politics, but wakes up when Kareem accuses Larry of “talking out the other side of his ass”
We argue about a hipster on a bike getting a ticket and the principal who used toilet plungers for hall passes….and the job that only 1 person wants in Small Town News.