We didn’t want to talk about Trump, but goddamn it, he made us. Plus, that ‘Googly Eyes’ alert pays off…we won’t let you talk shit about Cam Newton and holy shit, they’re changing the pizza in Grand Forks, North Dakota!
Who says we never have good news? How one town is rallying around a donut shop owner…Ron Jeremy has fun at Dennis Hof’s funeral…and the really boring answer to How you can Jizz good. Plus, more white women calling the cops on black people…the most Florida lady ever AND why it’s not a great idea to buy crack on credit.
A woman attacks a man with a pizza, another woman takes maternity photos at Taco Bell and a third woman returns her (now dead) Christmas Tree to Costco, on January 4th! Plus, we’ve got some grievances, Mariah Carey is allegedly responsible for a tea craze in NYC and we find Kareem’s next career/life adventure in ‘Small Town News’
We’ve got hot takes on the Cardi B/Nikki Minaj beef…some Tex-Mex sex and a potato chip shooter. Plus, we delve into one of the worst things on planet earth…a pissy ‘Mommy Blogger’ who seems to have an issue with Millenials. And we work up an appetite on the Eatbeat with Marilyn.
After a week away due to illness, the boys are back…Jason is happy and boring, Nate made some beer and Kareem got some stuff done. Plus, Shep Smith speaks the truth, what we know about the alleged MAGA Bomber and Billy on the Street is PISSED!.
Originally Uploaded October 2012 (it was a different time)
Our pal Kareem J. Daniels stops by to give us some of his Obama myths and endure some mildly racist comments. Mel checks out when we talk politics, but wakes up when Kareem accuses Larry of “talking out the other side of his ass”
We argue about a hipster on a bike getting a ticket and the principal who used toilet plungers for hall passes….and the job that only 1 person wants in Small Town News.