We look at being Black in America, give you solid advice about the Illuminati and break down a bacon fight at a South Carolina McDonalds. Plus, a blowjob machine, a Florida lady wedding crasher and some drunk raccoons.
We didn’t want to talk about Trump, but goddamn it, he made us. Plus, that ‘Googly Eyes’ alert pays off…we won’t let you talk shit about Cam Newton and holy shit, they’re changing the pizza in Grand Forks, North Dakota!
A man is busted on a sex for salad beef and we’ve got an issue with it. Plus, we’ve got a bit of an election wrap-up including Cranky Trump. Also, the Breaking Bad movie, a drunk baggage handler and what YOUR state is googling about Thanksgiving.
Who says we never have good news? How one town is rallying around a donut shop owner…Ron Jeremy has fun at Dennis Hof’s funeral…and the really boring answer to How you can Jizz good. Plus, more white women calling the cops on black people…the most Florida lady ever AND why it’s not a great idea to buy crack on credit.
Alec Baldwin was bad, allegedly…a cheerleader takes a knee and we discuss ‘Patriot Act’ with Hasan Minhaj on Netflix. Plus, we have grievances to air..our roundup of racist Halloween costumes and people in Plattsburgh are mad that a shooting range is a loud neighbor.
A woman attacks a man with a pizza, another woman takes maternity photos at Taco Bell and a third woman returns her (now dead) Christmas Tree to Costco, on January 4th! Plus, we’ve got some grievances, Mariah Carey is allegedly responsible for a tea craze in NYC and we find Kareem’s next career/life adventure in ‘Small Town News’
We’ve got hot takes on the Cardi B/Nikki Minaj beef…some Tex-Mex sex and a potato chip shooter. Plus, we delve into one of the worst things on planet earth…a pissy ‘Mommy Blogger’ who seems to have an issue with Millenials. And we work up an appetite on the Eatbeat with Marilyn.